Tim Hartley: Doing the 92
‘Welcome to the Hive’ read the garish black and amber sign set
alongside a busy suburban road. To the uninitiated there’s nothing special
about Barnet football club in north London. But this was my Golden Fleece, my
Emerald City at the end of a long and winding road. Because after a quarter of
a century of traipsing across the country I was about to join a select club. The
Hive was my final visit.
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| The Hive |
The 92nd ground of the 92 clubs in the top
four leagues of English football.
From Accrington Stanley’s brilliantly named ‘Wham’ stadium in
Lancashire to the post-modern opulence of Arsenal’s ‘Emirates,’ from Meadow
Lane to Molineux, Valley Parade to Vicarage Road, I had watched a game of football
in them all. We call ourselves ‘groundhoppers’ and those hardy fans who have
visited every ground have their own club and website. The ‘92 Club’ has even made
up ties and badges for its select self-selecting membership. Roger Titford, a
Reading fan, was one of the club’s early members. He describes ‘doing the ‘92’ as "the
sticker album for grown-ups.”
My own quest started when I took my wife and son Chester to
Edgeley Park to watch Stockport County play. (They’re not even in the league
now). We met up with old college friends after the match and got to see some of
the North West. That was it. I’d caught the groundhopping bug and the sporting
away days became cultural days out. As a family we’ve visited almost every
Norman cathedral in England, via football.
There was Exeter, Norwich and Carlisle. We pored over St Chad’s Gospel
in Lichfield on the way back from Sheffield, (United not Wednesday you
understand), were amazed by the medieval ceiling in Peterborough and wondered
at the Magna Carta in Winchester Cathedral, on our way home from Southampton.
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| Norman Cathedrals - As common as football stadia |
Football of course has its own cathedrals – its stadiums. Archibald
Leitch was the doyen of 20th century stadium architecture, and one
of his masterpieces, Craven Cottage, is still home to Fulham FC. Between 1899
and 1939 Leitch built some 20 stadiums including Anfield and Goodison
in Liverpool,
Preston’s ground at Deepdale, Bramall Lane and the Hillsborough Stadium in Sheffield. Each
one has its own footballing history and folklore. Football, the 92, have
allowed me, obliged me, to explore the whole country.
It would be easy to dismiss us groundhoppers as a little sad,
anoraks, obsessionals with nothing better to do with our Saturdays or Tuesday
evenings. But hold on, I don’t own an anorak. This round Britain quest has been
much more to me than ticking off football grounds. I make a point of talking to
people on the way to, from and inside the ground. Hutch, a reformed hooligan in
Sunderland, befriended us outside the Stadium of Light. “I’ll walk you all to the
ground,” he said, “just in case.” In Nottingham we met Andy and the following
year we stayed with his family when we went to watch Forest. He shared his
passion for music with us and we stood in awe at his impressive CD collection,
from Schubert to Saint Saens, though Beethoven is his favourite. Another
passion, another collector. This then has been a social and cultural, as much
as a sporting, journey.
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| Arsenal Youth at the Emirates. Does it count? |
Being football though there’s always an argument over the
rules of the game. Some members of the 92
club expect you to note the attendance, date of the match and the opposition at
every game you watch. My groundhopping pal David Collins from Cardiff opined, “I’ve
watched Arsenal youth play at the Emirates. Does that count?” Yes, I think so
David. Goodness, at this rate they will expect us to produce match tickets and
photographic evidence before we can join the club. (Sad but true, for me that
wouldn’t be so difficult.) By whichever rules you choose to play this game each
one of us knows in his or her heart of hearts whether he has ‘done the 92.’ You
can’t cheat yourself.
So what of my final curtain, the game at Barnet? There was a
nice irony in the fact that when I visited the Bees they were 92nd
out of all 92 teams, at rock bottom and in real danger of falling out of the football
league altogether. It was a do or die match against Notts County, whose main
claim to fame is that they are the oldest football team in the league. As the scrappy
game drew to its conclusion it was still nil nil. Then came a thunderbolt of a
shot from Barnet’s Alex Nicholls to seal it for the home side. Goal time? 92
minutes!
So, what shall I do with my Saturdays now that my collection
of football grounds is complete? Well, Spurs move to a new stadium this season
and as teams come up from the National League in years to come there will be
plenty of opportunities to travel. Here we go again!
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